Bill Watterson Quotes About Funny Life
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
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If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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