• I tell everyone very plainly that I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? Why, greyhound puppies. That's a totally different matter.

    Nikolai Gogol: I tell everyone very plainly that I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? Why, greyhound puppies. That's a totally different matter.
    "The Inspector General". Play by Nikolai Gogol. Act 1, Scene 1, 1836.