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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
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There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
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People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.
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I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.
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Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.
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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
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Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.
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You don't have to win it, just don't lose it.
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I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
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I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
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Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
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If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
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We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will not play. Oh, hold up. That was my wish list for Santa Claus.
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Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.
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The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.
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Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.
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Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.
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When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
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I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.
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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
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Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
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Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
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Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
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