Halloween Jokes Quotes
The best sayings about Halloween Jokes that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
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Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
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Never take candy from strangers.
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Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.
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Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without The wild winds shout, But no, it is they - it is they.
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Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!
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My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
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A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."
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Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new.
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Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
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Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight; In the wan moon's silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play.
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'Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight.
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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
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Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.
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Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
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