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  • It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

    Humor   Political   Ira  
    "Bush, in his own words" by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com. November 3, 2000.
  • And some needs and hurts are so deep they will only respond to a mentor's touch or a pastor's prayer. Church and charity, synagogue and mosque, lend our communities their humanity, and they will have an honored place in our plans and laws.

    Hurt   Prayer   Humor  
    First Inaugural Address, delivered 20 January 2001
  • They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

    Humor   Issues   Voice  
  • Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

  • Take the life issue. This issue requires a president and an administration leading our nation to understand the importance of life. This whole faith-based initiative really ties into a larger cultural issue that we're working on. It begins to affect the life issue, as well as the human dignity issue, because when you're talking about welcoming people of faith to help people who are disadvantaged and are unable to defend themselves, the logical step is also those babies.

    Baby   Humor   Talking  
  • Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

  • We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

  • I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

    Humor   Political   Bills  
  • This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

    Struggle   Humor   Voice  
  • Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

  • Religion is a personal, private matter and parents, not public school officials, should decide their children's religious training. We should not have teacher-led prayers in public schools, and school officials should never favor one religion over another, or favor religion over no religion (or vice versa). I also believe that schools should not restrict students' religious liberties. The free exercise of faith is the fundamental right of every American, and that right doesn't stop at the schoolhouse door.

  • This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

    George W. Bush's Remarks and His Majesty King Abdullah of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan in Photo Opportunity, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. April 10, 2001.
  • Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

  • I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

  • I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

  • Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

    Humor   Mean   Law  
  • Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

    Press Conference in The James S. Brady Briefing Room, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. May 11, 2001.
  • He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

    New York   Humor   Mean  
  • There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

    "The dome. It'll all be over by Christmas. Or shortly after" by Simon Hoggart, www.theguardian.com. September 8, 2000.
  • I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

    Humor   Ideas   People  
  • To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

    Home   Humor   Law  
    Address to Joint Session of Congress Following 9/11 Attacks, delivered 20 September 2001
  • I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

    Humor   Mean   Men  
  • If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

    Funny   Witty   Powerful  
  • Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

    Funny   Life   Change  
    Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1988). “The Will Rogers scrapbook”, Random House Value Publishing
  • So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

    George W. Bush's Remarks in Photo Opportunity with University of Nebraska 2001 NCAA Women's Volleyball Champions, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. May 31, 2001.
  • Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

    Funny   Witty   Truth  
  • We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

    Humor   Army   Compassion  
    "Bush pushes 'charitable choice' at Ohio church". www.cnn.com. May 24, 2001.
  • The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

    Horse   Humor   Political  
    "Bush, in his own words" by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com. November 3, 2000.
  • They have miscalculated me as a leader.

    www.theguardian.com. September 13, 2000.
  • That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

    "GOP National Co-Chair Pat Harrison Discusses Polls, Bush's Gaffe and the Firestone Recall". "Capital Gang" with Mark Shields, www.cnn.com. September 9, 2000.
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