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We have collected for you the TOP of Andy Rooney's best quotes about Funny! Here are collected all the quotes about Funny starting from the birthday of the Writer – January 14, 1919! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of Andy Rooney about Funny. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

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  • The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

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    Andrew A. Rooney (2010). “Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit”, p.210, PublicAffairs

  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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  • You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

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Andy Rooney

  • Born: January 14, 1919
  • Died: November 4, 2011
  • Occupation: Writer
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