Chris Kattan Quotes
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Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.
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With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'
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I'm fine with the life I have.
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I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.
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It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.
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I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
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I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.
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I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.
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Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.
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Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!
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I like women who are okay with who they are.
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I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.
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I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.
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I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.
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Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.
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It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.
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I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.
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My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.
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In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.
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It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.
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In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.
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