Groucho Marx Quotes About Wife
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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