Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
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If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
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If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
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Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
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We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.
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