• When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.

    Paul Merton: When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.
    "I think I'm sane" by Sam Wollaston, www.theguardian.com. October 23, 2007.