Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.
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I'm a mama's boy above all.
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When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.
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Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.
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My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.
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I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.
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Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That's all I'm asking, just play me. Treat me like Sega and play me.
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David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I asked my mother if I could wear a chain, and she told me yeah. So I do stuff that my parents allow me to do.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I'm a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.
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I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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They're going to come to me and they're going to say numbers for three years and I'm going to use my division and if it sounds good when I hear it, then I'll take it. But I'm not going to say I'll take less (than the max) . . . Put it this way. I won't take a BMW from somebody when I know I can get a Maybach from somewhere else.
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I'm short and to the point.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?
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On paper, I think this is the best team I've been on.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality.
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I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.'
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The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.
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I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.
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It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.
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It's LeBron's team. He's the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I'm now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that's what I'm here to do.
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If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.
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Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.
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I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the medulla oblongata. I've got a lot up there. I've got a lot of knowledge... in this medulla oblongata.
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Guys have made livings off me. Nick Anderson got a new contract. Travis Knight got a new contract off me. As a matter of fact, Derek Fisher called me yesterday to thank me. If you double me, I'm kicking out to Eddie, who's the best shooter in the East. Or I'm going to give it to Dwyane, or put it on the ground and come bang on you.
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Coach (Pat) Riley told us on June 8 we'd win the title on June 20.
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Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.
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