Discworld Quotes
The best sayings about Discworld that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
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The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.
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The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.
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Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
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If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
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When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.
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You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.
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I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.
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The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than the date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.
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I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
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As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.
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...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
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I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour of Magic' most of the city is set alight. It's a joke, in much the same way that the Earth is destroyed almost at the start of Douglas Adams's 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.'
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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
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Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.
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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.
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Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.
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People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.
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The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.
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Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.
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We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience
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