Dobermans Quotes

• Even if you were green and had a beard and a male appendage between your legs. Even if your eyebrows were orange and you had a mole covering your entire cheek and a nose that poked me in the eye every time I kissed you. Even if you weighed seven hundred pounds and had hair the size of a Doberman under your arms. Even then, I would love you.

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  David Levithan

  Love   Eye   Hair  

  David Levithan (2013). “Every Day”, p.181, Egmont UK

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• Perhaps the apparent favor of the universe is no more than the crocodile grin of a Doberman breathing hard and about to be hungry?

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  Jorge Luis Borges

  Breathing   Dobermans   Favors  

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• If I never saw another fistfight or car chase or Doberman attack, I wouldn't have any feeling of loss. And that goes for Rottweilers, too.

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  Pauline Kael

  Loss   Car   Feelings  

  "King Candy". Review of Against All Odds on March 19, 1984. "State of the Art". Book by Pauline Kael, p. 145, 1985.

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• Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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  John Hagee

  Pms   Differences   Dobermans  

  John Hagee, Diana Hagee (2006). “What Every Man Wants in a Woman”, p.14, Charisma Media

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• A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.

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  Rick Riordan

  Hands   Feet   Black  

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• Derek caught my arm again as I started to move--at this rate, it was going to be as sore as my injured one. "Dog," he said, jerking his chin toward the fenced yard. "It was inside earlier." Expecting to see a Doberman slavering at the fence, I followed his gaze to a little puff of white fur, the kind of dog women stick in their purses. It wasn't even barking, just staring at us, dancing in place. "Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.

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  Kelley Armstrong

  Dog   Moving   Thinking  

  Kelley Armstrong (2009). “The Awakening: Number 2 in series”, p.49, Hachette UK

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• The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas.

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  Warren Buffett

  Typical   Looks   Dobermans  

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• Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

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  Ilona Andrews

  Dog   Thinking   Ideas  

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• It's impossible to talk without labels. "Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.

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  Ann Coulter

  Dog   Mean   Differences  

  "Ann Coulter: The "Never Trust a Liberal over 3" Interview". Interview with Kam Williams, thetimesweekly.com. November 20, 2013.

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• We're not the Faster-than-the-Speed-of-Light Generation anymore. We're not even the Next-New-Thing Generation. We're the Soon-to-Be-Obsolete Kids, and we've crowded in here to hide from the future and the past. We know what's up - the future looms straight ahead like a black wrought-iron gate and the past is charging after us like a badass Doberman, only this one doesn't have any letup in him.

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  Tim Tharp

  Badass   Growing Up   Kids  

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• There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

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  Angus Young

  Cute   Dog   People  

  "AC/DC Keep Stiff Upper Lip In Classic Hard-Rock Mold" by Brian Hiatt, www.mtv.com. March 07, 2000.

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• My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the ’90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.

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  Cesar Millan

  Kids   Shepherds   Rottweilers  

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• Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.

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  Kelley Armstrong

  Thinking   Pomeranians   Dobermans  

  Kelley Armstrong (2009). “The Awakening”, p.100, Penguin Group

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• In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.

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  Edward Abbey

  Funny   Dog   Boss  

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• Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat.

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  Rodney Stark

  Military   Mean   Marine  

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