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  • You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

  • They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

    John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.76, Penguin
  • I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

    Song: You Were Meant for Me
  • The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.

  • Dreams last so long, even after you're gone

    Song: You Were Meant for Me, Album: Pieces Of You
  • You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief

  • In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

    Source: www.cosmopolitan.com
  • Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.

  • There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

    Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.106, Simon and Schuster
  • My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

    Funny   Cute   Boyfriend  
  • A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

    Funny   Cute   Friends  
    Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.477, Open Road Media
  • We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.

  • Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.

    "Demi Lovato's Second Chance". Interview with Amy Spencer, www.glamour.com. November 29, 2011.
  • When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

  • I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.

  • Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.

    "Meditations". Book by Marcus Aurelius (circa 170), p. 19, 1995 edition.
  • But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

    Rachel Vincent (2013). “Soul Screamers Volume Three: If I Die\Never to Sleep\Before I Wake”, p.208, Harlequin
  • When did we fall apart? or did you lie from the start?

    Break Up   Lying   Fall  
    Song: Unbeautiful, Album: Unbeautiful, 2008
  • I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?

    Song: Stay
  • You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

    "Eva Longoria Parker Shows Her Sexy Side". Interview with Carole Radziwill, www.glamour.com. December 28, 2008.
  • All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

    Love   Sad   Boyfriend  
    Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”
  • Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

    Kim Harrison (2013). “Black Magic Sanction”, p.32, HarperCollins UK
  • Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

  • My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

    Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.153, Simon and Schuster
  • You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over

  • Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?

    Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.969, Penguin
  • Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

  • Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

    "Adrienne Bailon Really Hates Her Rob Kardashian ‘Booty Tattoo’", www.huffingtonpost.com. July 19, 2013.
  • It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

    Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.839, Penguin
  • I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

    Song: I Saw, Album: Beneath These Fireworks, 2003
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