Funny Cat Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Cat that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
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A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor.
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A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal.
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Time spent with a cat is never wasted.
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By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
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The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
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A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
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A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
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The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
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I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
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A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.
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I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
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People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
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Cats must have three names-an everyday name, such as Peter; a more particular, dignified name, such as Quaxo, Bombalurina, or Jellylorum; and, thirdly, the name the cat thinks up for himself, his deep and inscrutable singular Name.
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
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Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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