Funny Friendship Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Friendship that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
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To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
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If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
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How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.
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Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
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I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
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Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
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There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.
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No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.
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The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
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To find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.
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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
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It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
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The best time to make friends is before you need them.
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.
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Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
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