Funny Sex Quotes
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
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I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
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I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
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What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
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Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.
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