Judge Judy Quotes

• I don't have TiVo, but I watch a lot of 'Judge Judy' - it makes me happy about my life when I see what the people on that show do.

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  Kellan Lutz

  People   Judging   Watches  

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• Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.

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  Dave Attell

  Funny   Sports   Morning  

  "Dave Attell: Captain Miserable". Documentary, Comedy, December 08, 2007.

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• Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy's show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.

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  Dick Cavett

  Mean   Judging   Tvs  

  Dick Cavett (2010). “Talk Show: Confrontations, Pointed Commentary, and Off-Screen Secrets”, p.67, Macmillan

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• I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for the format of that show.

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  Doug Benson

  Judging   Knees   Judge Judy  

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.

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  John Green

  Hate   Mean   Judging  

  John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.158, Penguin

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