Lazy Eyes Quotes

• Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn.

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  Lauren Oliver

  Eye   Lazy   Popularity  

  Lauren Oliver (2015). “The Lauren Oliver Collection: Before I Fall, Panic, Vanishing Girls”, p.13, HarperCollins

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• I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

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  Kevin Nealon

  Eye   Lazy   Lazy Eyes  

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• I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut.

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  Mark Haddon

  Eye   Lazy   Too Late  

  "B is for bestseller" by Mark Haddon, www.theguardian.com. April 11, 2004.

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• The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul.

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  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Eye   Soul   Lazy Eyes  

  Ralph Waldo Emerson (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson (Illustrated)”, p.2329, Delphi Classics

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• The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it

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  Charles Bukowski

  Soul   Lazy Eyes   Knows  

  Charles Bukowski (1972). “Erections, ejaculations, exhibitions, and general tales of ordinary madness”

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• When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.

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  Amy Sedaris

  Beautiful   Eye   Water  

  "Amy Sedaris: The Believer Interview". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.ericspitznagel.com. March, 2004.

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• My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

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  Thom Yorke

  Eye   College   Missing  

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• The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

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  W. H. Auden

  Eye   Hands   Bored  

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• My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

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  Thom Yorke

  School   Eye   Lazy  

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• I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.

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  Russell Howard

  Funny   Humor   Eye  

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