Sarcastic One Liners Quotes
The best sayings about Sarcastic One Liners that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Don't take life too seriously.
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
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The second mouse gets the cheese!
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
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