George Carlin Quotes About Hell
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Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before you get on?
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I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
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The Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely for three months. You can hear the clarity of my thinking and of my speech on that album.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.
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