Henny Youngman Quotes About Marriage Jokes
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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