Air Travel Quotes

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  • If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.234, Ballantine Books
  • Air travel survived decades of terrorism, including attacks which resulted in the deaths of everyone on the plane. It survived 9/11. It'll survive the next successful attack. The only real worry is that we'll scare ourselves into making air travel so onerous that we won't fly anymore.

    Real   Successful   Air  
  • Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the millions of people who rely on our aviation system every day.

    Travel   Air   People  
  • Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.182, Crown Archetype
  • I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.

    Humorous   Flying   Mind  
  • English grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason that its rules and terminology are based on Latin - a language with which it has precious little in common. In Latin, to take one example, it is not possible to split an infinitive. So in English, the early authorities decided, it should not be possible to split an infinitive either. But there is no reason why we shouldn't, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and air travel because they weren't available to the Romans.

    Latin   Coffee   Writing  
  • Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.

  • We travel together, passengers on a little spaceship, dependent on its vulnerable reserves of air and soil, all committed, for our safety, to its security and peace. Preserved from annihilation only by the care, the work and the love we give our fragile craft.

    Love   Peace   Nature  
    Speech to Economic and Social Council of United Nations, Geneva, Switzerland, 9 July 1965
  • The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

    Air   Europe   Suing  
  • People just hate the idea of losing. Any loss, even a small one, is just so terrible to contemplate that they compensate by buying insurance, including totally absurd policies like air travel.

    Hate   Loss   Ideas  
  • A world with a sudden limit on air travel would be tremendously different from the one we live in now.

  • I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
  • Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

    Air   White   Guy  
    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 15, 2011
  • The air travel industry moves into a new phase every five to six years.

    Moving   Air   Years  
    Source: www.european-business.com
  • Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

  • With air travel there is no distance, there is only time.

    Judith M. Bardwick (1995). “Danger in the Comfort Zone: From Boardroom to Mailroom--how to Break the Entitlement Habit That's Killing American Business”, p.14, AMACOM Div American Mgmt Assn
  • This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

    Funny   Dream   Humorous  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.5, Ballantine Books
  • Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    P.J. O'Rourke (2012). “Holidays in Hell”, p.16, Atlantic Books Ltd
  • People aren't just paying more to fill their gas tanks or when they pay for their heating bills for their home; they are paying more at the grocery store, on air travel and for many other daily expenses.

    Travel   Home   Air  
  • You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.

  • The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

    "Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship". Book by George W. Stewart, Dog Ear Publishing, p. 12, 2011.
  • When the plane is delayed, it's not the fault of the girl at the desk. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is out of my control and that air travel nowadays is barbaric.

    Girl   Air   Faults  
    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Why does a tragedy like 9/11 change everything about air travel, but numerous gun massacres CHANGE NOTHING?

    Gun   Air   Tragedy  
    Twitter post from Dec 17, 2012
  • Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
  • There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and air travel because they weren't available to the Romans.

    Coffee   Air   Splits  
  • The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meals.

    Funny   Hate   Humorous  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.127, Ballantine Books
  • Where would we be without science? Sure, those boffins may have come up with occasionally handy items such as life-saving medicine, air travel and the internet, but science is also guilty of some terrible things, like eugenics and Jordan's breasts.

  • I do remember that when we left [Bernard Leach] after two and a half years, we went home on a boat again - this was before air travel became really easy - and Alix [MacKenzie] turned to me and she said, "You know, that was a great two years of training, but that's not the way we're going to run our pottery."

    Running   Home   Air  
    Source: www.aaa.si.edu
  • The glamour of air travel - its aspirational meaning in the public imagination - disappeared before its luxury did, dissipating as flying gradually became commonplace.

  • In a nut shell, air travel is the worst part about touring.

    Air   Nuts   Shells  
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