Funniest Sports Quotes
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Because there are no fours.
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When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.
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You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
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We're not attempting to circumcise rules.
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I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.
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I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
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I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I'm amphibious.
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
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Fade into Bolivian, I guess.
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[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.
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Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.
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I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.
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These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
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Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is.
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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
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I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
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They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
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I don't want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.
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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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We talkin' about practice?
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We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.
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Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
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