Funny Coffee Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Coffee that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
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Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
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I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
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Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
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Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
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Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.
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Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar - very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East.
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No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
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Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
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I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I need a coffee to go with my coffee.
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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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Wake up and smell the coffee.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
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Thank you for your coffee, seignior. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.
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He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
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Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
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I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.
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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
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A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.
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I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
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Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
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What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
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